A guy sees an ad in the paper for a talking dog, and it only costs 10 bucks. So he answers the ad and goes to the seller's house. The owner of the dog invites him in and tells him that the dog is in the bedroom, and that he should go and have a chat with him.

The guy knocks on the bedroom door and the dog tells him to come inside. He enters the room and the dog is laying down on the bed watching TV.

The guy freaks out and tells the dog how amazed he is that he can actually talk. He then begins to ask the dog to give a little info about himself.

The dog starts to explain what he did in the past and how he ended up here at this house. The dog tells the man that he once worked in the Gulf war, sniffing bombs and various other jobs for a couple of years and got bored, so he moved to N.Y.C. and starred in a few broadway shows. He continued to explain that later officials asked him to help out in the World Trade Center disaster by sniffing for bodies in the rubble. Continuing, the dog told the man that he finally wanted to retire and this is how he ended up at this guys house.

The guy was stunned to hear all this and quickly ran out of the bedroom and told the owner of the dog about the conversation he had. The buyer asked the owner why in the hell he would sell a talking do for only 10 bucks.

The owner replied.......Because he lies a lot!