A Retired Couple Have Been Trying For A Kid For A Few Years. After No Luck They Go To See Their Doctor. He Gives The Man A Jar And Says "Put A Sample In There". They Couple Go Home And A Week Later They're Back With The Jar Empty. "What's The Problem/" Asked The Doctor. " Well First I Tryed It With My Left Hand Then My Right Hand, Then My Wife Tryed It With Her Left Hand And Then Her Right Hand, And Then She Tryed It With Her Teeth In And Her Teeth Out. But We Can't Get The Fuckin Lid Off".