So, I'm sitting on an airplane last week next to a beautiful woman. She sat quietly reading a book until about half way through the flight when she turned to me and said, I'm sorry to bother you, but I just have to share this with you. This book says that Native American men have the longest penises in the world, and Polish men have the thickest.
Well, that's very interesting Miss, thank you for sharing.
Oh, Goodness, where are my manners? My name's Emily, what's yours?
Tanto Kowalski.