The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts all died in a three-way plane crash. When the got to heaven, St. Peter was annoyed. He told them that they weren't expecting them, their quarters weren't ready, and he couldn't decide on what to do. Finally, he called the devil and said that he needs to make room for them before St. Peter finishes the quarters. Three days later, St. Peter got a call. "Listen pall, it's Lu. You gotta come get these clowns. This Pope fellow is forgiving everybody, this Graham guy is saving everybody, and that Oral Roberts raised enough money to buy air condishoning for the damned."