Boy 2 pharmacist: I need condoms.
Pharmacist:v sell them in packs of 3, 9 &12. Which 1 u want?
Boy:The girl is hot.We are having dinner with her parents & then going out. Once she has me, she shall want me all the time.Better give me the 12s pack.
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At dinner,b4 eating with her parents,he begins to pray and continues with his head down 4 several minutes.
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Girl:u nevr told me that u'r such a religious person.
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Boy:&u nevr told me that ur father's a pharmacist!