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One day a 95 year old man and his 93 year old wife are in court for a divorce hearing. The judge asks the wife why she wants to divorce him, and she says "he is unfaithful, he swears all the time, he won't touch me, and he's a drunk." "I see." says the judge. "How long has this been going on?" "About 70 years." The judge, slightly bemused, asks "well, why didn't you do something about it earlier?" The wife then said "Well, we were waiting for the kids to die."
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