Two women die and go to heaven. St. Peter explains, "We have one rule: Don't step on the ducks!" When the first woman steps on one, St. Peter chains her to an ugly man. "Your punishment is to spend eternity chained together!" he says. The second woman goes years without stepping on a duck, and one day St. Peter comes up to her with a handsome man and and chains her to him. The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you? The guy says, "I don't know, but I stepped on a duck."