playing god

three men walk on a hill and lightning stricks in fromt of them. and a figure appears. the figure says to the men. you have to run and scream what you want and i will grant it.

the first man goes and screams MONEY. so he got money
the second man goes and screams A NEW CAR. so he got a new car.
the last man run's but trips on a rock and yell's SHIT. so he turned into a pile of shit