Father o'conner keeps chickens behind the church in a coop. One sunday he goes to feed them and finds the cock's gone missing. He knows theres a cock fighting in the village so at mass he questions the congregation. "has anybody got a cock?'. All the men stand up. "no, no. I meant has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stand up. "No, no, no, that's not what i mean either. Has anybody seen my cock?" 16 altar boys, 2 priests and a goat stood up!