#1 Have you ever heard about the two gay irishmen?
Vincent Fitz Patrick and Patrick Fitz Vincent.

#2 What do gay guys call a dick in a condom?
Seal-a-Meal

#3 What the difference between a gay guys ass and a refigerator?
First off I'm suprised if you don't know the difference.
Second, the refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat
out.

#4 Why do gay guys like ribbed condoms?
Better traction in the mud.

#5 Do you know the difference is between a bigmac and a
blowjob?
Wanna go to lunch?