Q: How do you get even with a teacher that insulted you?
A: You say: "Your brain is smaller than anything that does not exist.

Q: What does a mathematician present to his fiancée when he wants to propose?
A: A polynomial ring.

Q: Yo, whose mama is so poor that?
A: She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.

Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Q. When should you always give 100% at work?
A. 12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 20% Thursday; 5% Friday

Q. How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, let the pigs cook in the dark.

Q. Did you hear that Fed Ex and UPS are going to merge?
A. Yeah. They're going to call it FED UP!

Q. What do your boss and a slinky have in common?
A. They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.