Q:What do you call a lesbian eskimo?
A:A klondike

Q:What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?
A:A licker cabinet

Q:What do you call lesbian twins?
A: Lickalikes

Q:What do you call lesbians in a canoe?
A: Fur traders

Q:Why cant lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
A: Because they cant eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on there face