Woman went to Heaven
WILD_THING
Published
04/14/2011
A Woman died and when she got to Heaven, she asked St. Peter. "Would it be possible for me to get together with my dear departed Husband? He died 17 years ago."
"Whats his name?" asked St.Peter
"John Smith." replied the woman.
St. Peter was not optomistic. "That's a very common name, but sometimes we can identify people by their last words. Do you remember what they were?"
She answered. "He said that if I ever slept with another man after he was gone, he would turn in his grave."
"Oh." Said St.Peter "You mean SPINNING John Smith!"
"Whats his name?" asked St.Peter
"John Smith." replied the woman.
St. Peter was not optomistic. "That's a very common name, but sometimes we can identify people by their last words. Do you remember what they were?"
She answered. "He said that if I ever slept with another man after he was gone, he would turn in his grave."
"Oh." Said St.Peter "You mean SPINNING John Smith!"
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