there was a crazy guy on top of a building yelling, IM GOING TO JUMP!!!.
then a cop goes to him and says, not, dont do it you got so much to live for,
the man tells the cop fuck off, then a man says, let me try..
so the man pulls out a pencle and says, if you dont get the fuck off that building right now, ima fucking cut the building in half with this pencle, then in a hurry the man gets off.
then the cop ask the crazy guy ( how come you got off when he told you, but when i asked u said fuck off)? and the guy said
cause that nigga is crazy lol :D