If You Are Unhappy.....
Once upon a time, there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned cold, so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings, and he fell to earth in a barnyarn, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow though it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm, happy and able to breath, the sparrow started to sing. Just then, a cat came by, heard the sparrow and started to investigate the sound. The cat found the sparrow, cleared away the manure, and quickly ate him.
The moral of this story:
1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarly your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of shit is not necessarly your friend.
3. And, if your warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut!!