I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can still make your bed rock!

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk? My zipper!

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

My magic watch says that you dont have on any underwear. (she says yes I do) Damn, it must be 15 minutes fast.

Do you want to do math? Lets add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!