there's a girl with no legs who is laying out on a beach. she sees a guy walk by and says "excuse me, ive never been hugged before, can i have a hug?" he says sure, he picks her up and gives her a hug. as hes walking away she tells him shes never been kissed, so he picks her up and gives her a kiss. then she says "heyy, i never been fucked" he picks her up, throws her in the ocean, and says "now your fucked!!"