A Mother had 3 virgin daughters and they were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but �Nescafe�. Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said:

�Good till the last drop�.

Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: �Benson & Hedges�. Mom now knew to go straight to her husband�s cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack:

�Extra Long. King Size�.

She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.

Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words �British Airways�. Mom took out her latest Harper�s Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for BA. The ad said:

�Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways.�

Mom fainted�