how to cook the perfect turkey

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How to cook a Turkey...

- Go buy a turkey
- Take a drink of whisky
- Put turkey in the oven
- Take another 2 drinks of whisky
- Set the degree at 375 ovens
- Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
- Turn oven the on
- Take 4 whisks of drinky
- Turk the bastey
- Whiskey another bottle of get
- Stick a turkey in the thermometer
- Glass yourself a pour of whisky
- Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Floor the turkey up off of the pick
- Turk the carvey
- Get yourself another scottle of botch
- Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
- Bless the saying, pass and eat out
  • By: tjm39
  • Level: Bong Water
  • Added: 199 weeks ago
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Description: How to cook a Turkey... - Go buy a turkey - Take a drink of whisky - Put turkey in the oven - Take another 2 drinks of whisky - Set the degree at 375 ovens - Ta... view all
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