Report Card Day
Dezeux
Published
06/14/2011
A kid on his way to school gets out his cell phone and dials 911.
911 Dispatcher: 911, what's your emergency?
Kid: I'd like to warn you that there will be a murder at 525 Main Street tomorrow afternoon.
911 Dispatcher: Is that a threat?
Kid: No, that's the day I get my report card.
911 Dispatcher: 911, what's your emergency?
Kid: I'd like to warn you that there will be a murder at 525 Main Street tomorrow afternoon.
911 Dispatcher: Is that a threat?
Kid: No, that's the day I get my report card.
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