A Britsh guy, a French dude ,a Mexican,and a Texan are on a plane.The captain comes on the radio and says,"We ahve lost Engine 1 ,please throw all the luggage and any unused seats out of the airplane to lighten the load." So they do. Then he comes back on the radio and says,"We have lost Engine 2,would anyone please jump out of the plane to lighten the load." The british guy voulunteers to and as he jumps out he screams"God save the Queen!" Then the piliot comes back on the radio and says,"We have lost Engine 3,would someonelse voulenteer to jump out of plane to lighten the load." So the french guy jumps out of the plane and screams,"Viva La France!"Then before the pilot can say anything else the Texan grabs the Mexican and throws out and what does the Texan scream?"REMEMBER THE ALAMO!
Then pilot comes back on the radio and says"Just kidding everyone."