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It's SO DRY in Texas that...

So dry the birds are building their nests out of barbed wire.
So dry the Baptists are sprinkling and Methodists are spitting.
Itís so dry that the Catholics are giving rain checks.
So dry the catfish are carrying canteens.
So dry the trees are bribing the dogs.
Its so dry here that the fire hydrants are chasing the dogs around.
So dry my duck donít know how to swim.
Itís been dry so long we only got a quarter inch of rain during Noahís Flood.
So dry Iím spitting cotton.
Dry as a powder house.
Dry as the heart of a haystack.
Dryer than a popcorn fart.
Itís so dry the cows are giving powdered milk.
Itís so dry the fish are knocking on the door, askiní for a drink of water.
Itís so dry here the all the fish have ticks.
Itís so dry the Red Cross has launched a wet blanket appeal.
Itís so dry youíre only permitted to eat watermelon between 8pm and 8am.
Itís so dry the government has announced a water pistol buy back scheme.
Itís so dry, crooks are siphoning off radiators instead of gas tanks.
Itís so dry, theyíre encouraging people to pee in the pool.
Itís so dry, all the Baptists are converting to Catholic.
Itís so dry, the the dogs are marking their territory with chalk lines.
Itís so dry theyíve had to close two lanes at the swimming pool.
Itís so dry the river only runs twice a week.
SpaceEagle Uploaded 06/20/2011
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