There were 3 guys sitting & talking in a sauna. Then there was a beeping, and the first guy starts pressing his palm. The other 2 guys asked him what he was doing. He said that he had a cellphone implanted into his hand so that people can always get in touch with him. The other 2 thought that was pretty cool. A few minutes later there was another beeping, and the second guy starts pressing his wrist. The other 2 guys asked him what he was doing. He said that he had a pager implanted in his wrist so people can always find him. Again the other 2 thought that was pretty cool. The third guy thought to himself "How am I ever going to compete with these guys?" After a while he excused himself to go to the bathroom. 10 minutes later he returned with some toilet paper hanging from his ass. the other 2 brought to his attention that he missed some toilet paper. To which he replied "Oh, that's just a fax coming through."
daved77 Uploaded 06/22/2011