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Going without

A little farm boy wakes up and goes downstairs for breakfast, when his mother reminds him to do his chore's before he eat.
So the little boy goes out angrily and feeds the chickens, and kicks one. he feeds the pigs, and then kicks one. he milks the cows, and then kicks one. when he's done he goes inside and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. The boy asks his mother "why don't i get bacon and eggs, or milk with my cereal." the mother say's " i saw you kick the chicken so, no eggs for a week, you kicked the pig so no bacon for a week, and i saw you kicked the cow so no milk for a week. Just then the little boy's father comes downstairs and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother and says, "you gonna tell him or should I "
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