A magician worked on a cruise ship. Of course, there was a different audience each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.

One problem though... The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, the parrot started shouting in the middle of the show, stuff like:

"Look, it's not the same hat!"

"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table."

"Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. After all, it was the captain's parrot.

Then, one day after hitting an iceberg, the ship sank and the magician found him self on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with ... as fate would have it ... the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word. This went on for a day .. and then another .. and then another. Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back and said, "OK, I give up. Where's the f*****' ship?"