A man walks into a bar an orders a drink. Hearing music he looks for a jukebox and sees none. He then looks for the speakers and doesn't see them either. "Bartender where is the music coming from?" Bartender smiles and tells the man to look over the bar. Upon looking the man see a small man playing the piano. "Oh my god, where did you get him?" "go out back by the dumpster you will find a lamp, rub it once and a genie will grant you one wish."
The man curious now goes out back to find the lamp. Picking it up he rubs it and a genie pops out,"I will grant you one wish." The man thinks for a moment,"I want a million bucks." The genie nods and disappears. The man waits, 5 minutes, 10 minutes. Finally a million ducks fly overhead and shit all over him. Running back into the bar he yells at the bartender,"THAT GENIE HAVE A HEARING PROBLEM?" The bartender smiles and answers, "Yeah you think i asked for a 12 inch pianist."