A rich man and his posh wife are at a very expensive black tie dinner function, when the man excuses himself and goes to the toilet.
When he is away from the table another guy walks over and whispers in the wife's ear, then goes and stands by the bar.
When the husband returns from the toilet, his wife looks horrified, so he asks her "what's wrong dearest?"
She says "that man over there at the bar said he wants to fill my pussy with champagne, drink it all out, then fuck me all night long".
The husband sits and ponders a few seconds, before his wife asks him "are you going to confront the man about his shocking comments?"
The husband replies "I'm sorry darling, but I'm not about to pick a fight with a guy who can drink eighteen pints of champagne, and still perform sexually".