Said to a woman on a brisk winter day that it sure was nippy outside and she slapped me.
Asked a bartender pouring me a beer if I could have just a little head today and she slapped me.
Asked a lady on an elevator if she would like to go down with me and she slapped me.
Asked a woman in the middle of a solitaire game if she liked playing with herself and she slapped me.
Told a woman at animal shelter that I just came in to look at her pussy and she slapped me.
Told a woman before taking a blood sample that she was going to feel a little prick and she slapped me.

Lesson: If you ever want to be misunderstood, talk to a woman.