A fourth grade teacher was asking her students what their dads did for a living. She asked Susy, who said her dad was a firefighter. The teacher then asked Jimmy, who said his dad was a plumber.
The teacher then got to Little Johnny, who said his dad had died from a massive heart attack. The teacher, not knowing what to say, asked what his dad did before he died.
Little Johnny thought for a minute and then said, " Well first he grabbed his chest then he turned blue and pissed all over himself, then he died!"