A door-to-door salesman dies and arrives at the pearly gate. St. Peter tells him that in order to be allowed into Heaven, he must have performed an act of bravery without regard to self. The salesman replies "Well, I ignored a NO TRESPASSING sign in western Texas to try to make a door-to-door sale to a potential customer."

"And when did you do this?" asked St. Peter.

The salesman looked at his watch and promptly replied "About 10 minutes ago..."