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So there's this blonde sharing a cell block with a redhead and a brunette in a Texas State Pen, all of em' on death row and scheduled to die on the same day.

So the day finally comes around when they're all supposed to die and they line up at the chair.

The first in line is the redhead. They tell her, "This here electric chair has never failed us before, BUT if it fails today you are set free with a full pardon." So they strap her in and ask her, "Do you have any last words?" and she replies, "Nope"

So they throw the switch and absolutely nothing happens. An awkward stench fills the room as the switch is thrown several more times. With no other choice they allow the redhead a full pardon and she is set free.

The brunette is then dragged from the front of the line and dropped into the chair. They tell her, "This here electric chair has only failed us once before, BUT if it fails today, you are set free with a full pardon."

So they strap her in and ask her, "Do you have any last words?" and she replies, "Nope"

Every muscle in the guard's body tenses as he hangs and throws his whole body into the switch, meanwhile nothing happens.

The brunette is then set free and all ayes fall onto the blonde.

She slinks back as guards grab her by the arms and angrily throw her into the chair. They strap her down as tight as they can and repeat their speech.

They tell her,"This here electric chair has failed us twice before, BUT if it fails today, and I assure you it wont, you are set free with a full pardon." So they strap her in and ask her, "Do you have any last words?"

She replies, "Yeah you idiot, the damn thing is unplugged"
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