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Q: how may babies does it take to tile a floor?
A: only 1 if you slice 'em real thin

Q: whats red an pink and splattered all over the wall?
A: baby with a hand grenade.

Q: what's pink and scratches at the glass?
A: baby in the microwave.

Q: how do you fit 10 babies into a punch bowl?
A: blender
Q: how do you get them out of the punch bowl?
A corn chips.

Q: what's worse than a baby in the bottom of a garbage can?
A: 2 babies in a garbage can.
Q: what's worse than 2 babies in the bottom of a garbage can?
A: 3 babies in the bottom of a garbage can.
Q: what's worse than 3 babies in the bottom of a garbage can?
A the one on the bottom trying to eat its way to the top.

Q: what's black and blue and hates sex?
A: the kid in the trunk of the priests car.
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