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Catch and Release

After a night of drinking, a man drives home with a lady friend from the bar. Halfway there, he gets pulled over by a police officer. The office walks up to the car takes a look at the man and asks
"Sir, how many drinks have you had tonight?"
The man leans forward and whispers to the officer
"I don't know. How ugly is this broad sitting next to me?"
The officer peeked at passenger and whispered back
"Just don't drive home too fast"
Urbanus1234 Uploaded 12/17/2011
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