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VooDoo dick

A very successful business man prepares for a trip, but then realises that he needs something that will guarantee his wife will not cheat on him. so he visits a local sex shop and an old black lady is running the counter as he approaches he asks "im going on a business trip and need a guarantee my wife wont cheat on me" so the black lady thinks on it and walks to the back, and returns with an old black box and says "dis is voodoo dick all you do is say voodoo dick and a body part and it will do the perfect job" so the man excited takes the box home makes love to his wife and leaves the next day his wife feeling horny as hell says "ok voodoo dick my pussy" voodoo dick flies out of the box does a better job than any man could, then "voodoo dick my ass" and it does the perfect job so then she says "voodoo dick stop" but it wont stop, so she's driving to the hospital when she gets pulled over as the cop approaches she is making all these sexy faces ant the officer asks " what the hell is wrong with you" she says " there is this thing called voodoo dick and it wont stop fucking me" the cop shakes his head in disbelief and says " aww voodoo dick my ass!"
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