I was told to write a paper about obesity in America and what we should do about it. I suggestion is nothing. I would say take all twinkies off the shelf and cancel all tv programs nation wide, but then you would have legions of fat asses jumping up and down outside the white house sounding like a bunch of orcs. Then, the earth would be thrown out of it's orbit from the jumping, causing cataclysmic astronomical consequences, ending all human life. Therefore, let fat asses be fat asses.