One Liners
klabeaune
Published
04/01/2012
If I had a nickel for every time I failed math, I would have 23 cents
I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, shark! Help!" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.
If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
The awkward moment when an atheist sneezes...
Medical Fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would be dead.
I used to listen to dubstep in the 90's . . . every time I hooked my computer up to the internet
I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, shark! Help!" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.
If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
The awkward moment when an atheist sneezes...
Medical Fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would be dead.
I used to listen to dubstep in the 90's . . . every time I hooked my computer up to the internet
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