Mr. Billy was born with one of his eyes missing, so the doctor replaced it with a wooden eye. All of his friends teased him and gave him hell growing up. He was always afraid of girls because they also made fun of him. One night, Billy was at a bar, when a woman with straight up and down lips approched him. They talked for a while and had a few drinks, when Billy decided that this girl may have a vertical mouth, but she's cool and doesn't seem to mind his wooden eye. So he says to her, "Would you like to go out with me some time?"

and she replies,"Would I??"

Billy gets angry and replies,"Who you callin' wood eye, Pussy Face!!"