There is a Lawyer, a Doctor and a Priest on a plane full of children bound for the United States. About halfway through the flight the captain gets on the speaker and says " we are experiencing high turbulence and we are going down. Please prepare yourselves the best you can. The Lawyer runs to the cabin and asks the captain for a parachute. The captain replies we only have 3 spares. The lawyer grabs all 3 and returns to the Doctor and Priest. The Doctor asks "Are there really only 3 Parachutes??" The Lawyer replies "Yes" THe Doctor Says "what about the Children?" The Lawyer says " Screw The Kids" the Priest replies... "Do we have time?"