Its 2 months till prom and a girl needs a prom dress. She goes to her father and asks "Can I please have money to buy a dress, prom is coming up." To which the father replies "ummmmm.... You'll have to blow me, really."

"EWWWWW NO WAY!" she says

A few weeks pass and she tries again and get the same reply, "you have to suck my dick!"

Finally its the day before the prom. She runs to her father and begs and pleads "I need the money for a dress or else i cant go to the prom!!! PLEASE!?!" His reply, as always, "you have to suck my dick!"

She agrees and goes to it.

After shes done she looks up and asks "Dad, Why does your dick taste like shit?!"

He replies "Your brother needed a tux!"