I was fucking some blonde chick last night when suddenly her husband came home."Hi honey I'm
home he said, closing the door behind him.We immediately looked at each other and thought,
"What do we do?"
"Quick, get under the bed!"
"No way."
"Just get under the bed, please, for me!"
"Okay."
As I laid there not knowing what to expect he walked in.He stood in the doorway and said,
"Who the fuck are you? Why are you in my bed? And where is my wife?"