paddy english man paddy irish man and paddy scotch man are stuck in the desert nearly dead with thirst. when they were just about to give up and die a fairy godmother appeared and granted them 1 wish each. scotch man says i will have a whiskey and water irsh man says i will have a guinness. english when asked replied can i have a car door please, the lads look at him confused and ask him why the car door? english man says well if it gets any warmer then i can put the window down.