A man walked into a grocery store with a huge list of items he needed to buy. He stopped a store associate and asked "Where are your eggs?" To which the associate replies "I'm sorry sir but we don't have any eggs." The man then asks "Well then where are your spices?" And again the associate told him that the store didn't carry spices. In fact, the grocery store didn't have a single item on the his list! Understandably the man was dumbfounded and very upset so to try and make up for it the associate asked if there was anything else he would like to purchase. "Yah!", the man said, "I'd like to buy three barrel fulls of nothing! To which the associate replied "I'm terribly sorry sir, but we don't have any barrels."