A Newfie hitch hiking down the road is picked up by a new semi. He climbs in and says "wow, buddy! You got a nice truck boy!" The truck driver says "2012 off the lot two weeks ago." Newfie asks "what does that button do?" Truck driver tells him, " I push that and it tells me the temperature of the oil in my engine." Newfie says " what's that big thing up there?" The truck driver says,"that's my CB. Basically, I can call anyone I want in the world with it." the Newfie looks down and says "I'd do anything to talk to my mom right now."
The truck driver whips out his dick and says "anything???"
The Newfie grabs his dick, leans over and says "Hello mom?"