A black man knew he had it made when the old brass bottle he found in his backyard turned out to have a genie in it. Any three wishes he wanted would be granted said the genie."I wanna be rich" said the black man. The backyard filled up with money and gold and chests of jewels."I aint no fool " said the black man, " I wanna be white." There he stood, white, blonde hair blue eyed"Thirdly, i never wanna work another day in my life!" And he was black again.