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Insane Asylum

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A reporter got a tip that an insane asylum was holding completely sane people against their will, so she went there to check it out.

When she got there, the first room she went to had a man shooting basketball. He was sinking every shot. The reporter asked if he was being held against his will. He said, "Yeah, I was gonna be in the NBA until they locked me in here".

In the next room, the reporter found a woman playing a beautiful song on the violin, When she asked the woman if she was being held against her will, the woman said, "Yes, I was going to be a concert violinist until they locked me in here".

In the next room, the reporter found a man sitting naked at a card table, with his penis in a bowl of almonds. The reporter asked, "Are you being held against your will?"

The man said, "No, I'm fucking nuts!"
obehave_wan Uploaded 01/23/2008
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