Like us on Facebook!

Divorce Vs. Murder

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the
pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked
straight into his eyes,and said, "I would like to
buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed,
"Lord have mercy woman!
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband.
That's against the law! I'll lose my license!
They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds
of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!
CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a
picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist' wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well now ... that's different.
You didn't tell me you
had a prescription. "
scubacowboy Uploaded 01/23/2008
  • 379
  • 0
  • 0
  • Flag
Tags: mama jokes


Popular on 11/28/2008
awesome collection of funny nutshots videos pictures galleries and gifs