I was standing in a bar and this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me.
After a few minutes, I said to him." Say, fella, do you know any of those martial arts






things, like Karate, Tai-Kwan-Do, or Ju-Jitsu?" He says, "No, why the fock you look at

me like dat?... Is coz I look Chinee to you"?
"No", I said. "....It's because you’re drinking my beer, you slant-eyed little cocksucker!"