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The Lone Ranger

So the indians finally catch the lone ranger and tell him he has 3 days before they kill him. The indian chief says 'lone ranger, you have 3 days until your death, what is it you want.' The lone ranger looks at the chief and says, 'well, i want to talk to Silver, my horse. The chief brings the horse around, the lone ranger whispers in Silver's ear and Silver takes off. Silver comes running back with a naked blonde girl. The blonde stays the night with the lone ranger. In the morning, the chief says he is very impressed but the lone ranger only has two days remaining. The lone ranger says, 'well, i'd like to speak to Silver again.' Chief brings Silver around, the lone ranger whispers something in his ear and Silver takes off! This time, Silver brings back a naked brunette. The brunette stays the night and in the morning, the chief is very impressed and approaches the lone ranger. 'You have one more day. What is it you want?' 'Bring Silver around', says the lone ranger. When the horse gets there, the lone ranger pulls the horse's head eye-to-eye with his, grabs him by the ears and says, 'Silver, bring the POSSE!!'
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