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Two friends were golfing when one had a cigar but he didn't have a lighter so he asked his friend for one.

"I do," he said and went into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter.

"Wow!" said his friend, "Where did you get that monster?"

"From my genie."

"You have a genie?"

"Yes, he's here in my bag."

"Could I see him?"

He opens his bag and out pops the genie.

The friend says, "I'm a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?"

"Yes I will," the genie said so he wishes for $1,000,000 and the genie hops back into the bag and leaves him waiting for his $1,000,000.

Then the sky darkens and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard.

The friend then says, "I asked for a million bucks not ducks!"

He says, "I forgot to tell you the genie can't hear well. Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch Bic?"
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