Pat and Mick are quietly sitting in a boat fishing in County Donegal,

They were Chewing Baccy and Drinking Beer, when suddenly Pat blurts out,

"I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."

Mick spits, Takes a L-O-N-G sip of his beer and replies, "

"Better think it over a bit more Pat...........women like that are exceptionally hard to find !!!.'